good music

Jazz, rock, classical music, some forms of techno, anything that's not played on MTV, B.E.T., or the Top 40 radio station.
The Internet is also another source of good music. Too bad the RIAA is trying to shut that down.
by AYB October 15, 2003
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trendie

A zealot who religiously keeps up with the latest fashion styles and buzzwords. Usually the person is a class slacker who is poor from spending so much money on clothes that are only popular for three days.
That wannabe gangsta sported the latest FUBU gear and spoke slang like 50 Cent.
by AYB June 24, 2003
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patriotic

A politicaly-correct word for blind or arrogant.
by AYB March 25, 2003
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mafia

Businesspeople who usually operate outside the law in order to maximize their profits. Murder, extortion, threats to families, theft, fraud, bootlegging, and broken kneecaps are regular business practices.
The MAFIA is not dead. It is simply hiding in plain sight.
by AYB June 26, 2003
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tofu

A cheese-like product made from mixing soy beans with Plaster of Paris. Now used in products that try to imitate meat.
I tried a Boca burger after hearing from the vegetarians that soy tofu is healthier than meat. Ever since I bit into that soy burger, I vowed never to be tricked by those vege-bastards again! Also, I had a hard time eating anything else after that because that horrible-tasting shit-for-a-burger left a metallic taste in my mouth for hours.
by AYB March 31, 2003
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boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.
How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?
by AYB May 26, 2003
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democracy

Mob rule.

Works in theory, fails in practice.
The government never really cares about the opinions of the people who support it anyway.
by AYB April 04, 2003
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