AYB's definitions

saturn

The sixth planet in our solar system. The only planet with the largest planetary ring. Has a moon called Titan which is one of the few moons with an atmosphere.

by AYB April 1, 2003

Photoshop

An image editing program made by Adobe corporation.

I did this artistic masterpiece with cheap photoshop effects.

by AYB February 18, 2003

god

A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.

God is the answer to all problems. Not technology, logic, education, because they are evil and not of God.

by AYB February 8, 2003

Ganja

The best quality weed you can find. Made from the finest-quality Jamaican marijuanna.

You can take my money and you can take my house, but you cannot take my ganja, mon.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Ramen

A college student's staple food, given that most of the poor kid's money will go directly towards tuition and rent.

8 packets of Ramen noodles for a dollar. Not a bad deal at all, since that's all most students can afford until their next paychecks.

by AYB July 30, 2003

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003

scamp

a kid.

You damn whipper snappin' scamps better get off my layn before I get my shotgun.

by AYB February 17, 2003