junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail
I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.
by AYB March 10, 2003
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Anna Nicole Smith

A gold digger who married some old tycoon and inherited 250 million dollars when he died. She even put on quite a drama during the family court dispute with the oldest son over the money.
Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.
by AYB May 30, 2003
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jumping the shark

A semi-popular phrase for "selling out" or turning into shit.
The Ren and Stimpy show jumped the shark when Nickolodeon bought all the rights to make the show.
by AYB June 20, 2003
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I love the 80's

The VH1 take on the 1980s sucks dog-shit. They did the documentaries as if rock and hip-hop did not exist before 1990. Instead, VH1 only focuses on the hair, the hair, and nothing but the hair. The hair sucked alright, but that was NOT the only thing significant about the 80's. Sheesh.
I love the 80's, but not according to the opinions of the assholes who run VH1.
by AYB October 15, 2003
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Vatican

The capital of the modern-day version of the Roman Empire known as Catholicism
Millions of Catholics visit the Vatican to see the Pope.
by AYB April 08, 2003
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iron maiden

A torture/execution device from Medieval Germany, which consists of an iron coffin lined with spikes on the inside of the doors. The doors were closed SLOWLY so that the accused criminal would suffer maximum pain and anguish, sometimes for days, before finally dying of the resulting puncture wounds and suffocation.
Legend has it that a German coin counterfeiter was sentenced to the Iron Maiden. For the last two days of his life, the forger cried in vain while the spikes went through his body.
by AYB July 03, 2003
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