AYB's definitions

vibrator

A Feminist's best friend.

Since she refused to have sex with men, Cindy had to make do with her broken vibrator.

by AYB March 30, 2003

Anakin

Luke Skywalker's deadbeat dad.

by AYB March 17, 2003

trendie

A zealot who religiously keeps up with the latest fashion styles and buzzwords. Usually the person is a class slacker who is poor from spending so much money on clothes that are only popular for three days.

That wannabe gangsta sported the latest FUBU gear and spoke slang like 50 Cent.

by AYB June 24, 2003

Kung Pow

One of the best parodies of classic martial arts movies ever made. Once you start watching, you won't stop laughing. Guaranteed. I sure hope for a sequel or two to this.

I rented Kung Pow for the third time and still my sides hurt from laughing at the bloopers, jokes, and the hilariously horrible voice acting.

by AYB July 16, 2003

Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 5, 2003

democracy

Mob rule.

Works in theory, fails in practice.

The government never really cares about the opinions of the people who support it anyway.

by AYB April 4, 2003

hit man

An assassin who is often hired and paid well by mob bosses or divorced folks to go kill off those who financially burden them.

The neighbor was arrested for hiring a hit man to "do" his ex-wife. Unfortunately, the hit man was an undercover police officer.

by AYB June 22, 2003