townie

Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.
What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun
by Ash December 01, 2004
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danke

Something that is cool, chill, and the like.
That car is so danke!!
by ash February 16, 2005
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ugmuffin

a female or group of females that think they are cute, but are extremely busted
S: look at those ugmuffins over there thinkin that they are cute
by Ash May 13, 2005
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vasaloob

Vasaline used for sexual pleasure, used mostly by gays or pople who enjoy anal
" If you want to give me anal im gonna need Vasaloob"
by Ash February 10, 2005
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anthrax

one of the most amazing metal bands ever, started in the early 80's, and one of the only one's that have stayed true to metal, each one of their albums have its own distinct sound that still manages to be diverse

the original lineup had joey belladonna as the lead singer but in the early 90's belladonna was replaced with john bush, producing some of the best anthrax albums to date, namely We've Come For You All which had Dimebag playing lead on two of the songs, one of the best and most underrated albums to come out in the past five years

john bush was recently replaced for joey belladonna as the lead singer and anthrax is doing a "reunion" tour although i hope that john bush soon rejoins the band again as the music produced during the john bush era was superior to and more mature than earlier anthrax albums
I hope Anthrax comes to their senses soon and gets rid of Belladonna for Bush.
by ash July 16, 2008
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non-thesaurusical

When chris is trying to act random, but everyone knows he's totally planned.
"Chris is being like so non-thesaurusical right now, i think i could wet myself because it's so funny
by Ash December 15, 2004
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Blerk

A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".
by Ash May 29, 2003
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