the tom brokaw

when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life

friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!

by asshole February 27, 2004

wangster

a white fag that thinks he is black and beats it too much

eminem is a wangster

by asshole January 31, 2004

fuckle

to have sex with a man with a small penis. it's more like tickling, really.
fuck+tickle=fuckle

i had sex wit dude but his dick was miniscule...we fuckled.

by asshole January 21, 2004

les nubians

nu lesbians

i could be dyslexic

by asshole January 21, 2004

loose meat sandwhich

Term used to describe the genitalia of a woman whose been penetrated with hostile force many times over a long period of time.

Man 1: "Dude, did you really go home with that w.m. girl Jen last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah I did bro, but I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw her loose meat sandwhich

by AssHole April 05, 2005

the snap

n. Inserting one's middle finger into a woman's anal cavity and one's thumb into the same woman's vaginal cavity, then pressing them together against the walls of the corresponding oriface and snapping one's fingers. This act is usually very painful to the woman. Derivation of The Shocker.

Last night, this bitch asked me to give her the snap. My middle finger still smells like shit, dude.

by asshole March 17, 2005

william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays

william shakespreare is weird.

by asshole April 29, 2003