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A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.
Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.
ohio by Asshole May 17, 2004

Antimatter 

Antimatter is very different. Antimatter is just basicly as an atom with different properties. Positron(positively charged electrons) and Anti-Proton(negatively charged protons) makes anti atom. Now it really means that it is the type of atom that work in REVERSE of our type of matter. When antimatter and matter collides, well, they are both destroyed. And it emit radiation at the freakin speed of light!.
antimatter will be soon be the next weapon for terrorist.
Antimatter by asshole April 7, 2004

britney spears 

a celeberty; targeted by idiots, wannabes,girls,boys,people want to make fun of her.

She does have a really good talent but many people make fun of her because of how people taken her for the wrong image. Basicly, she is a popular pop singer with great singing talent and hot body, but the only con is that many people have low opinions about her.
Britney Spears kissed Maddona on the awards!
britney spears by Asshole March 2, 2004

the tom brokaw 

when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life
friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!
the tom brokaw by asshole February 26, 2004
when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows
i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap
wet nap by asshole February 26, 2004

chemistry 

satans torture for teenagers shit you don't need or want to know
bullshit
chemistry is for crack heads
chemistry by asshole February 2, 2004

political correctness

what liberal bastards use to hide there prejudice
the word african american is politically correct and bullshit because not even africans call themselves africans and because they ar'nt from africa themselves and because there are infact white africans in the future just say black
political correctness by asshole February 2, 2004