ASHLEY's definitions

cuff the carrot

male mastubation word

i need to cuff the carrot real bad man

by ashley May 13, 2005

boahs

boahs adj.
1. stupid or poorly thought out.
2. ghetto
3. cool

1. quinn, whyd you put these goldfish crackers in this used honey roasted peanut can? thats so boahs.
2. i forgot to press my hair this morning, it was so damn boahs.
3. omg, whered you get that necklace? its so boahs.

by Ashley May 13, 2005

hizzit

to hit someone because they are talking back.

"Hizzit the skizzank" from Can't Hardly Wait.

by Ashley May 13, 2005

Mermode

Just another word for Jackass.

Omg, he is such a frickin mermode.

by Ashley May 13, 2005

maggle

1 To pester someone in order to make them read a poem aloud, record it, and post it on the Internet.

2 To spot non-English words.

I've been maggled, so now I have to record this poem!

by Ashley May 7, 2005

cream

semen, or sperm - n.

My boy, Daven, creamed all over his girls face.

by Ashley April 26, 2005

fuckhead

Kind of like having bedhead but fuckhead occurs after having mad sex.

"I can't answer the door, I have fuckhead!"

by Ashley April 26, 2005