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music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.
God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.
by Anonymous February 1, 2004
mugGet the music theorymug.

smooches

good kisses, a kiss with someone who has juicy lips and can kiss good; a compatible kiss
I was gettin my smooch on at the party
by anonymous May 13, 2005
mugGet the smoochesmug.

sloft

Major retard that has some issues with cutting people.
<sloft> pwned
<sloft> i wish i had a penis.... :*(
by anonymous October 22, 2003
mugGet the sloftmug.

wigga bitch

white girls who try to act black. unusually large butts. Female Vanilla Ices. beware of phrases such as "nigga please" and non-sensical syntax. "I we, I be"

NOT white girls who date black guys.
by anonymous November 30, 2004
mugGet the wigga bitchmug.

Snow monkey

Another term for wigger. More commonly associated with Staten Island white boys who believe themselves to be gangster. Typically seperated into tribes on the basis of the color of thier bubbles jackets. Also known for driving around with thier daddy's Mercedes and obnoxiously loud Nextel cell phones.
"Yo Bro! Don't piss me off or I'll holla at my boys on my Nextel"
by Anonymous January 14, 2005
mugGet the Snow monkeymug.

asshole

a man who treats women like they don't matter and thinks his shit don't stink
That asshole fucked her and left her and didn't even feel bad.
by anonymous January 27, 2004
mugGet the assholemug.

fracist

A facist racist. AKA a Nazi
You FRACIST!
by Anonymous June 28, 2004
mugGet the fracistmug.

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