ANOnyMous's definitions

bife

short for life of bung....On the first day Vincent created the term Life of Bung....On the Second day, Raybird created the acronym "LOB"....pronounced like the tennis shot.....After his third Fresca and Gin, Otis, in his "clever" carroll county way, merged/condensed this entire concept into a new word: bife...in fact, there was a new phrase created by his otisness, Life of Bife (meaning Life of Life of Bife). Thanks for you contribution to the english language otis.

my life is bife

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

wooden spoons

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced

by anonymous August 5, 2004

crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.

Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.

by Anonymous August 8, 2004

skids

skid row. Can be used to mean the "underground" scene of a city or any and all things that aren't shopping malls and picket fences.

"You grew up and moved on to suburban hell, but we're still playing in the skids."

by anonymous September 22, 2004

cibe

A wimpy loser who has a cry whenever somebody makes fun of him.

Not cibe: You suck, cibe
cibe: *cry* I'm going to tell the teacher on you!

by anonymous December 22, 2004

Panebianco Shuffle

When a persons hand shakes uncontrollably, as if the person has down syndrom, when they are shuffling and dealing cards.

Mike is a master of the panebianco shuffle when playing chinese poker.

by anonymous January 22, 2003

Pre-Allo

adj. prone to rants, fighting, outbursts, and otherwise negative social interactions

Calm down. There's no need to go Pre-Allo on me.

by Anonymous December 4, 2004