history

Events that occured in the past.
World War One is history.
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.
That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!
by anonymous December 23, 2003
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idiot

A halfwitted mental defective dimwitted ignoramus. See male.
People who have crushes on their sisters are idiots.
by Anonymous May 13, 2005
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longwanger

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them
Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch
by anonymous May 25, 2004
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second base

the bases

1. making out

2. seeing a girls chest

3. feeling a girls chest

4. homerun ....sex

5. grand slam....3way
me and my boyfriend went to second base last night
by anonymous October 13, 2006
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modgit

yo natalie you cracy modgit you
by anonymous July 10, 2003
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yale

Where all the people who were rejected from Harvard go.
I got into Harvard and Yale. I went to Harvard because Yale sucks
by anonymous August 27, 2004
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