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turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head
john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!
by Anonymous December 25, 2009
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FOB

Acronym for “Forward Operation Base,” or the various US military bases spread out through Iraq and Afghanistan.
My buddy spent most of the time he was deployed at FOB Warhorse in Baqouba, Iraq.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
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jane fonda

Sexual intercourse between a man and two women, a threesome.

(As in the Mickey Avalon song of the same name.)
by anonymous February 11, 2006
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gie

a special pronounciation for the word gay used in a dereogatory manner by jocks.
"That guy can only bench press 200. He's gie."
by anonymous July 21, 2008
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King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level
1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!
by anonymous April 15, 2006
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Seductressize

1) A style of 'dance' that is a 'fusion' of striptease, any number of moves from Carmen Electra's 'Aerobic Striptease' instructional DVDs, and some props and costumes.

Technically, this is not a style of dance by any means, however, sex sells and some people who are desperate to get themselves on the market, will slap any description on something if they think it will bring in the 'buyer'.

2) A word that tends to elicit a very angry reaction from REAL bellydancers. Real bellydancers do NOT like to be associated with stripping or striptease in any way, shape, or form.

3) Something women who can't seem to grasp the concept of any other form of physical activity, are very drawn to.
Woman 1: Hey! Wanna come take this funky pole dancing striptease class with me at the local bellydance studio?
Woman 2: You mean... Seductressize?
Woman 1: Yeah! We can like, learn to strip for our boyfriends, and like, burn off the cheesecake and celery we ate for lunch at the same time!
Woman 2: You are like... so smart.
by anonymous July 16, 2006
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bigot

Another word that liberals tend to throw around when encountering someone that doesn't agree with them.Combining this word with "homophobe" and "ignorant" pretty much sums up their argument.
Person: I don't think gays should be allowed to marry-
Liberal(cutting in):OMG, you're such an ignorant and narrow-minded bigot!
by anonymous July 18, 2006
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