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scuss

Curse. Believed to be of traveler origin
God scuss you blood cunt. This would be used as an insult
by Andy December 20, 2005
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Carcharoth

Greatest of the wolves or "werewolves" of Morgoth/Sauron in Tolkien's book The Silmarillion. Fathered by Draugluin, Carcharoth was specially trained and fed up to be the most powerful wolf ever, because of a prophecy that Huan the wolfhound could only be killed by the greatest wolf in history.

Carcharoth was posted outside the fortress of Angband to protect Sauron from any attempt by Beren, Luthien and Huan to obtain a Silmaril (in fulfilment of their oath to Elwe). Put under a sleep spell by Luthien, he failed to prevent the theft of a Silmaril, but he attacked Beren when he tried to leave the tower, biting off the hand containing the Silmaril.

Tormented by its light which he found unbearable, Carcharoth then ran rampage across Beleriand until hunted down and slain by Huan. As the prophecy foretold, Huan was also slain in this combat.
Carcharoth is depicted on the cover of the book The Lays of Beleriand as a gigantic slavering wolf with dark fur and red eyes, belching smoke.
by Andy May 10, 2004
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penis

now defunct anglo-saxon pluralisation of the word "pen"
"i have a collection of penis"
"Could you hold my penis"
"i want my penis back"
by andy May 28, 2004
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Rajshaspoon

a Rajshaspoon is a puff type not necessarily gay
Liam's such a Rajshaspoon he got kept on a bus by a girl for 3 stops what a fool
by Andy May 13, 2005
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Chud

Possibly the world's most fascinating creature. Chud is an individual with a well cultivated imagination and powerful mind. ultimately, his name is short for Richard.
Noff: "Hey Chud"
Chud: "AAAH YOU'RE A FUCKING SKETCHY BASTARD!"
by Andy June 30, 2003
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Nicaragua

Location : Central America (between Costarica and Guatemala)
Capital : Managua
Population : Not sure.

I lived in Nicaragua for an year, there are not so many place for tourists, however Monteli Mar, the biggest resort in west coast, is the best place where I've been.
People are very kind and very honest.
Not so dangerous walking on the street during the time in midnight.
Volcano and lakes are beutiful.
You should stop by Nicaragua when you trip to central america.
by Andy December 1, 2003
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orc-fucker

someone who fucks orcs. Must exist, because there's half-orcs in The Return of the King, and where else do they come from? (I don't believe for a second all that nonsense about "Saruman's foul magics"...)

Would also make a very good term of abuse. I'll have to try it out some time (on someone smaller than me and/or who I can run away from quickly).
Tony Blair is an orc-fucker.

My sister would be an orc-fucker, but she doesn't have good enough taste.
by Andy April 18, 2004
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