Talon

pron.
1. Master of time and space.
2. An expert at insanity.
3. Bringer of doom ... and pie. LOTS of pie.

It's like if a witch, clown, samurai and a priest had an orgy.

by Andrew November 25, 2004

cuteness

Lauren Tracy 4'10" 80lbs of pure cuteness
i dont think it could get any cuter

Did you see LT today? god shes such cuteness.

by Andrew January 05, 2005

motherfucker

A common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time.

Also is used constantly to denote someone is a moron, a trife, a back stabber, and any number of other completely unrelated meanings.

"You motherfucker! how could you!"
"What the motherfuck is going on here?"
"Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...!"

by andrew October 27, 2002

biz

the best, better than the rest.

i am the biz you stupid ass. i win you lose.

by andrew October 26, 2003

schman

noun. A manly woman.

"whoa nigga, did you see that fat-ass schman bitch with the facial hair?!"

by andrew December 12, 2003

punk ass

Refer to "Punk Bitch" or assume this is a mix between Punk Bitch and Asshat.

"Punk ass chain stealing trow slut."
"Hows it goin ya punk ass?"

by andrew October 27, 2002

Cheese Dip

Cheese dip is the thing you think of right after you are wanking and you think of your mother. The thought that comes into my mind when that happens is 'cheese dip'. it is quitee strange but it gets me off even when i smell carrot and no cheese what so ever. Which is odd in my life as i own many cheese factories, like charlie and the chocolate factory but its more like andrew and the cheese factory. except i am much cooler and own as i said before many cheese factories. thats what cheese dip means to peoples odd legs that are often shorter that their fingers and buim pubes.

"ohh yeah thats the shit yeah uhh cheese dip uhh*SPLAT*uhh yea, good fuckin cheese dip"

by Andrew May 20, 2004