Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali November 30, 2004

monkeyshining

Having someone act twofaced behind your back.

That hoe Sheilas been monkeyshining. Lets pop a cap in that boppas ass.

by Ali February 24, 2005

ralf

a type of laugh when you are laughing so hard that no sound comes out

i ralfed for a long time

by ali March 23, 2004

PiddleDo

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

by Ali April 02, 2005

Sucks cock

1. When someone sucks on a guy's penis.
2. Something that is bad or horrible.

See also sucks dick.

1. Mercedes sucked Micheal's cock last night.
2. This band sucks cock.

by Ali March 18, 2004

sudaca

Pejorative term for South Americans. Not something you would say to someone's face.

The Spaniard told the Argentine, "Callate sudaca gil!"

by Ali June 19, 2006

bimpy

when two people are walking toward each other and can't get past each other, but make a sort of "air collision" until they both becide to go right and pass each other.

today i bimpied with some dude it was funny.

by ali March 22, 2004