AL's definitions

slag off

Another term for "shut the fuck up" or "shut your fuckung mouth".

Jack was boulshitting all the day, so I asked him to slag off.

by Al April 10, 2005

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004

dick-hard

Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.

That car is dick-hard.

by Al January 17, 2003

mmuuuahaha

The sound made by an evil genius as he finalizes his plans for world domination

Then I'll take over the world. Mmuuuahaha!!

by Al March 29, 2005

wonk

a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

That guy is a real policy wonk

by Al August 27, 2004

pudwacker

People who have small dicks and wack off a lot.

What a pudwacker.

by al November 26, 2003

root beer

1. Frothy and delicious soda made from the roots of some tree.

2. What minors tell adults they are drinking when they're hittin' the hard stuff, especially at family reunions.

1. I just drank a root beer, and it was great.

2. My Uncle: What are you kids drinkin' over there?
Me: Root beer. Its good stuff.
My Uncle: Yeah, whatever the hell you kids are calling it these days... I think I'm gonna go get a "root beer" myself.

by Al February 9, 2004