345 definitions by AKACroatalin

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.

Old slang originally from the county of Kent in England. It refers to an eerie sea mist that forms along the shore which then gradually moves inland bringing with it a chilly, unpleasant clamminess. In his book ‘Great Expectations’ Charles Dickens has Pip meet the convict Magwitch in a thick aggy jagger.

AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.

All talk and no action is a description that can be applied to the chattering classes, certain politicians, incompetent managers, just about anyone who talks a lot, usually rubbish or irrelevancies, about a problem or situation but does sod all to resolve it. It can also be applied to males or females who talk a lot about sex, but when it comes down to getting physical run a mile

This is a phrase used to introduce aliases, nicknames, working names, legalised names, author’s pen names and so on. Identical in meaning to the old English word Yclept, it is often abbreviated to AKA.

Acronym for an English expression All Mouth And Trousers which is used to describe someone who is an inveterate bullshitter. Someone who talks a lot but is unable, unwilling or incapable of delivering on their promises.
The phrase originated in the North of England and refers to people who talk a lot (mouth) and wear showy clothes (trousers).

Not used often now, but can mean a number of different things:
1 A person who takes bribes from both sides of a dispute;
2 A double-dealer, crook or cheat;
3 A person able to play (musical instrument or sport) with either hand;