AKACroatalin's definitions

Boat Race

Cockney rhyming slang for face. Sometimes, but not usually shortened to boat. The term received wider recognition in 1979 when the Monks released their recording of “Shame about her face”.

Nice legs shame about her boat race.

by AKACroatalin February 12, 2017

Gaol Bait

This is the original English spelling of Jail Bait. The meaning is exactly the same, it still refers to some fifteen year old bitchlet who is dressed and made up to look like a twenty-something slut who storms out of the house after a row with her parents about the way she looks. Full of teenage fury she gets a bit drunk then comprehensively fucked by some bonehead who can't believe his luck. When her parents find out, the sap who shagged her finds himself in court with an angelic-faced schoolgirl in the witness box and the end result is gaol and the sex offenders register.

"Holy shit! Look at the tits on that!"
"Keep away from that, it's gaol bait."

by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015

Charlie

Something that fascinates most men; it’s found in pairs on females and is another name for a breast, boob or tit. Although it can be used in the singular form it is usually used in the plural, Charlies.

“Miranda’s lopsided, she’s got on Charlie bigger than the other!”

by AKACroatalin February 20, 2017

Overindulgence

Overindulgence can be described as having too much of something you really enjoy; a binge not necessarily booze, drugs or shagging but anything that gives you intense pleasure. On the other hand it can also mean something that those dreadful American females, like Kim Kardashian, seem to think is their right namely the excessive gratification of their wishes.

Overindulgence in anything can be detrimental to your health.
To pseuds like Kim Kardashian overindulgence is a way of life.

by AKACroatalin December 28, 2015

Unbelieva’brow

Overpriced eyebrow paint made by L’Oreal aimed at daft female with acute princess syndrome. Made from oil, wax and fuck knows what else, it leaves the silly bitch who uses it looking as if she has skid marks over her eyes.

“I see Kim is using unbelieva’brow.”
“With the amount of pargeting she does, how can you tell?”

by AKACroatalin April 15, 2019

Pavement Fairy

British Royal Navy slang dating from around the time of World War I. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute, whore or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexuality, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.

At one time Union Street, in Plymouth UK was notorious for the numbers of pavement fairies plying their trade to give solace to soldiers, sailors and Royal Marines. There's even a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions both Plymouth and a pavement fairy:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.

Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.

by AKACroatalin February 14, 2019

TPO

TPO is an acronym standing for Thoroughly Pissed Off; this means that you are about as far from happy as it is possible to get and the world and his brother can fuck right off and die.

I've just spent the morning fixing another fuck up by that fuckwit Malcolm and I am TPO.

by AKACroatalin February 3, 2021