Definitions by AKACroatalin

Shivelights 

Sharp rays of bright sunshine that pierce the canopy of a wood or forest. The word possibly owes part of its origin to shiv slang for a knife which in turn is derived from the Romany word chiv meaning a blade

Those shivelights are so bright they hurt my eyes

Shivelights by AKACroatalin February 12, 2019

Tusk

A Tusk is a small, annoying creature, usually in politics who has been promoted far above his/her level of competence. They are prone to making stupid, inflammatory statements when they would be better advised to shut the fuck up, but unfortunately they invariably exhibit all the characteristics of a brain transplant donor. Rear-minded and insular during negotiations they have a talent for retarding progress and making things difficult for everyone else involved. To minimise the adverse effects Tusks have, they should be gagged with their hands handcuffed behind them (to prevent masturbation, they are invariably total wankers and kept out of sight in a small room with padded walls.

Have you heard what that wanker Tusk has said about people who support Brexit?

Tusk by AKACroatalin February 7, 2019

Chuggypig 

In Cornwall in the South West of England, this is a dialect name for a woodlouse, so although not strictly slang it still owes its origins to dialect and common usage as slang words do. The difference between dialect and slang is that dialect is not constant, for example just across the Tamar in the county of Devon a woodlouse is ‘chickypig’ while in Somerset it’s ‘gramfy-coocher’ and in Gloucestershire ‘johnny-grump’.

Malcolm is as much use in the workplace as a chuggypig is in the Royal Air Force.

Chuggypig by AKACroatalin June 17, 2017

Aggy Jaggers 

Old slang originally from the county of Kent in England. It refers to an eerie sea mist that forms along the shore which then gradually moves inland bringing with it a chilly, unpleasant clamminess. In his book ‘Great Expectations’ Charles Dickens has Pip meet the convict Magwitch in a thick aggy jagger.

There’s an aggy jaggers come in, can’t see your hand in front of your face.

Aggy Jaggers by AKACroatalin June 16, 2017

Don’t Give A Shit 

It means that you are not interested in or worried about something or someone; that you place no value on something, an event or a person; that you do not care and are uninterested. It means that you place less value on it than you do on a turd, says it all really.

“Malcolm had a hissy fit when he found out he wasn’t invited to your birthday bash.”
“I don’t give a shit.”

Don’t Give A Shit by AKACroatalin June 15, 2017

BMW 

In German it stands for Bayerische Motoren Werke but also Bersten Mal Wieder or broken down again. In English the equivalent is Bavarian Motor Works and Bought Mainly by Wankers, but also Big-up My Willy, the slightly racist Black Man’s Wheels and Badly Made Wreck.

“That fuckwit Malcolm’s bought a Beamer! It’s got a manual shift and he’s only licensed for an automatic!”
Well what do you expect, BMW bought mainly by Wankers!

BMW by AKACroatalin May 27, 2017

Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.

“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”

Browmance by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017