Healeish

Not to be confused with hellish, healish is English slang derived from the word heale, it is an adjective used to describe someone whose behaviour is that of a total tosser, waste of space or OIC. They are the sort of people for whom arsehole is too kind a name, who are narcissistic crawlers with little in the way of either intelligence or talent. Avoid them at all costs as their proximity will bring on attacks of acute nausea.
"Have you seen what that healeish wanker has done?"
by AKACroatalin March 31, 2015
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Fart Fact 11

This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.
“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”
by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019
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Ground Pounder

US Army slang in common use during the Vietnam War. It is a derogatory term for a non-combat soldier or an officer who calls unnecessary drills or parades.
Get your gear! The new Ltwants us to parade for a kit inspection!
Sheeit! That STRAC REMF is a real ground pounder!
by AKACroatalin March 08, 2019
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ACT

ACT is an acronym standing for Action Counters Terror. It is believed that it originated either with the military or the emergency services, where personnel are trained to overcome fear and inertia by taking action until this becomes an automatic response. ACT demonstrates that people are capable of really remarkable deeds and that obstacles and difficulties can be beaten when they are confronted. ACT shows that fears and self-doubt can be reduced or eliminated and that forward-looking action can overcome habit and inertia to produce something new and start the process of change.
by AKACroatalin February 20, 2016
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Detrimental

Detrimental is an adjective that means harmful or tending to cause harm. It can also be used to mean prejudicial, disadvantageous or counterproductive.
Most people realise that smoking is detrimental to your health.
by AKACroatalin July 13, 2015
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AHOYA

AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
That arsehole Malcolm’s just got a commendation from the boss.
Yeah, it’s his AHOYA.
by AKACroatalin March 05, 2019
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SFA

An acronym with multiple meanings:
1. Sweet Fuck All;
2. Smelly Fat Arse/Ass;
3. Sweet Fanny Adams;
4. Sad Fucking Act;

There are probably more than the ones listed here, but you can see from context that there is nothing good about any of them, so if someone uses SFA and your name in the same sentence they ain’t paying you a compliment.
Malcolm has:
1. SFA in the way of brains;
2. A very large SFA;
3. Is worth SFA to the organisation;
4. and is a complete SFA.
by AKACroatalin February 04, 2016
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