Definitions by AKACroatalin

Greased

This is slang that originated with American soldiers during World War II. Many US troops were armed with their fully automatic equivalent of the STEN gun, the M3 submachine gun which, because of its resemblance to the mechanic’s tool was called the ‘grease gun’. With the slightly macabre humour prevalent amongst those who are in combat, enemy troops killed by this weapon were referred to as having been ‘greased’.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.

“Tommy got greased yesterday! Fucking great pallet of bricks fell on him at the building site!”

Greased by AKACroatalin October 16, 2016

Perfunctory 

Perfunctory is an adjective, it means to do something without any real interest, effort or feeling. If you do something merely to get it over and done with then that is perfunctory. If it’s something you’ve done that you don’t give a shit about then that’s perfunctory. Indifferent, apathetic, perfunctory, three ways of saying the same thing.

A lick and a promise is a perfunctory wash.

Perfunctory by AKACroatalin October 14, 2016

Come in Handy 

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.

Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.

Come in Handy by AKACroatalin October 9, 2016

Chuck it out 

Chuck it out means to dispose of something that is no longer wanted. This can mean literally throwing it away or recycling or selling, but not reusing for a different purpose. It can also mean forcing an obnoxious person to leave a location.

I’m going to chuck it out, it’ll never come in handy.

Chuck it out by AKACroatalin October 7, 2016

HF-AGBA 

HF-AGBA is an acronym standing for Hands, Face – Armpits, Genitals, Buttocks, Anus. Also known as the “Cheat’s Shower” it is similar in concept to the airplane bath or BBA (Balls Bum and Armpits).

I overslept, so it was HF-AGBA before dashing off to work.

HF-AGBA by AKACroatalin October 7, 2016

Ellen Degeneres 

Septic oonch fancier with acute princess syndrome who purports to be a comedienne and chat show hostess. Unknown outside of the United States, her interviewing technique appears to centre on asking her guest personal questions, accusing them of lying and ridiculing their answers. Americans appear to find that entertaining, on social media it’s known as trolling, not funny, not pleasant. Her attempts to break into British television have resulted in annoyance and advert irritation to their viewing public. This is not too surprising as a previous attempt to move into the UK market was decidedly unsuccessful but it appears that she can’t take the hint.

Ellen Degeneres, a female Malcolm

Ellen Degeneres by AKACroatalin October 5, 2016

SFA 

An acronym with multiple meanings:
1. Sweet Fuck All;
2. Smelly Fat Arse/Ass;
3. Sweet Fanny Adams;
4. Sad Fucking Act;

There are probably more than the ones listed here, but you can see from context that there is nothing good about any of them, so if someone uses SFA and your name in the same sentence they ain’t paying you a compliment.

Malcolm has:
1. SFA in the way of brains;
2. A very large SFA;
3. Is worth SFA to the organisation;
4. and is a complete SFA.

SFA by AKACroatalin October 4, 2016