Jail Bait

A female who is under the age of consent but who dresses, acts and appears as if she is over the age of consent and who does nothing to correct that impression when she is bedded.
"Keep away from that, it's jail bait."
by AKACroatalin April 04, 2015
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Perfunctory

Perfunctory is an adjective, it means to do something without any real interest, effort or feeling. If you do something merely to get it over and done with then that is perfunctory. If it’s something you’ve done that you don’t give a shit about then that’s perfunctory. Indifferent, apathetic, perfunctory, three ways of saying the same thing.
A lick and a promise is a perfunctory wash.
by AKACroatalin October 14, 2016
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Come in Handy

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.
Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.
by AKACroatalin October 09, 2016
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Nauseating

The accepted definition of nauseating is that it is an adjective meaning causing or liable to cause a feeling of nausea or disgust. What it really means, though, is something or someone has provoked a feeling of disgust so repulsive that you need to vomit so badly that it becomes the sole reason for your existence. The vomiting that occurs is so violent that at the end of it you are sure that your testicles are now on the top of your head and your arsehole has moved up to join your eyeballs.
The stench was truly nauseating.”
by AKACroatalin November 29, 2015
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Hugger-mugger

Hugger-mugger is unusual as it can be used as both a noun and an adjective.

When used as an adjective it can mean either confused and disorderly or secret and clandestine. As a noun it refers either to disorder and confusion or secrecy or secretive behaviour.
His behaviour is hugger-mugger.
The rally descended into hugger-mugger.
by AKACroatalin March 07, 2019
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Buggerance Factor

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.
That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019
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Nickum

It means a person who is dishonest or a cheat, and could, therefore be applied to many politicians.
Don’t trust that bastard he’s a rip off artist, he’s a right nickum.
by AKACroatalin March 07, 2019
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