ACunny's definitions

Embezzlebling

A lifestyle you can't obtain just by working the good ol' honest and basic 9 to 5 doing what people tell you to do. If you weren't born balls deep in money, embezzling is the fast track way to live the life you think you deserve.

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's embezzlebling.

by ACunny October 10, 2023

Auckland

A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.

JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.

it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.

my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.

by ACunny October 13, 2023

Fofessional

Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.

As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.

by ACunny October 22, 2023

Windfall

An extremely rare blessing that we all wish and crave for, especially when pumping your life and soul into a 50k job and having absolute nothingness in the bank just doesn’t cut it.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.

If a windfall doesn’t come my way by Saturday night, I will die.

The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.

by ACunny November 1, 2023

The Lads

A congregation of showy white males being rowdy, wearing tight chinos and those ugly basketball tank tops while chugging back a lame brand of 'craft' beer. Happens on a daily basis all over NZ.

The Lads decided it was a great time to take a group selfie of their greatness whilst doing gangster signs.

Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.

by ACunny November 5, 2023

Eric Clapton

Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.

Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.

by ACunny December 1, 2023

Pauperist

Defines a pauper who is an opportunist, whether that be becoming a key player in a drug syndicate or simply keying an obnoxious Maserati parked up in the ghetto. Life is too short to play the poverty game or sell your soul for silly corporate charades, just like choosing to walk behind a really slow group of hobo tourists blocking the aisles at the grocery store.

Don't call me a pauperist like it's a bad thing. I'm not going to get chained to a desk for $40k per annum. Hell to the no.

The Prince and the Pauperist is my life story.

by ACunny December 2, 2023