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herbsman

kind and gentle people who enjoy reeling in the days with their best friends while smoking large amounts of marijuana. they also sell it occasionally, and they always share
have you heard of Adam and Mike?
yeah dude, they started herbsman inc.
by Ace May 11, 2004
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stonar

The ability or sense of being able to spot stoners. Like the word gaydar.
This new cop's got stonar...
by Ace May 7, 2004
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MOSS

1. "Measure Of Software Similarity" (Berkely: 1994, 2003). A program used to detect plaigarism in programming homework assignments.
2. A deal between USC Judicial Affairs (student conduct) and Berkely to bring in money to USC and to increase the number of students accused of student conduct disorders and academic dishonesty. This will in turn boost the effectiveness rating of USC and its Judicial Affairs bureaucracy.
3. Total fucking bullshit.
4. MOSS my salad, bitch.
5. A lame excuse for professors to inflict misery on their students.
6. Proof that computers cannot make decisions effectively as humans.
7. As illogical in deciding who is cheating as the BCS is in deciding who should play in the national championship.
8. Invented by a bunch of lunatics who had nothing better to do than devise ways to inflict pain on others.
9. Invented by a bunch of losers who have no life.
I got sent to Judicial Affairs because MOSS said I was cheating. This is no different than saying I got a traffic ticket because a camera said so. Or that Oklahoma should play in the Sugar Bowl because the BCS said so.
by ace April 22, 2004
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SamuraI Jesus 2024X

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...
"UR arse is mine -Samurai Jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch..."
by Ace April 20, 2004
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slampig

a female who loves to have sex; under 13, they are called slampiglets
My girlfriend is quite a slampig.
by Ace April 13, 2004
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slampiglet

like a slampig, but for girls under 13
my little sister is big slampiglet
by Ace April 13, 2004
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hard boiled

An adjective describing a person that is seemingly unphased by anything. Derived from the Hong Kong movie Hard Boiled directed by John Woo.
Yo don't mess with them cats, they hard boiled.
by Ace April 11, 2004
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