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Definitions by AB365

Ozymandias Moment 

The moment in writing where a character, usually the main character, loses everything or realizes they've lost everything, especially after they have gained more than what they originally had in terms of financial and material wealth, power and notoriety, fame, etc. Named after the sonnet of the same name, in which the once great Ozymandias has been reduced to a crumbled statue.
Ace's Ozymandias Moment was very impactful in showing that he bit off more than he could chew, and paid the price.
Ozymandias Moment by AB365 January 22, 2022
A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.
I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.
Houston by AB365 January 16, 2022

Corporate Christmas 

That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.
Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.
Corporate Christmas by AB365 November 20, 2021
I'm going to U-Haul to rent me a Jimmy.
Jimmy by AB365 August 13, 2021
A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.
Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O
May by AB365 June 1, 2018

Down Syndrome 

When you have a syndrome where you like to lie down a lot.
Seriously, who thought it was a genetic disorder??? Y'all as stupid as a football player in a marching band.
Ok, if I really have to write an example, here goes nothing...
Micycle: Do you see him, an intellectual, over there? Why is he lying down???
Vladimir Putin: Yes he has Down Syndrome.
Micycle: You mean where he likes to lie down a lot?
Putin: Yes.
Him, an intellectual: I LAY
Down Syndrome by AB365 December 18, 2017
A word that can only be used by people who are Texas residents, and no one else. It's not a meme, it's just a fucking word. People who use y'all and live in England, you are not trying to be funny, you are just being assholes who hold cups of tea like douches. Yes, that's right, I just called out England, so what? Also, if you don't know what Texas is, then you Google it.
British douche-bag on the streets of Austin: Why do y'all like Iced tea so much. Y'all should have warm tea as a norm.
Every Texas resident dead and alive: ....
Y'all by AB365 October 22, 2017