AAAardvark's definitions

roider

Steroid abuser. Muscle-bound freak. Roid junkie.

Look at that ugly meat head, must be a roider!
Oh, that's Arnie Szhwarzenegger.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

out of stomach experience

A regrettable experience, often late at night and/or the next morning, and possibly connected with indulging in a few liquid refreshments.

Sorry about the carpet, I just had an out of stomach experience. Guess it was something I ate.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

parked a tiger

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.

I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

throw your voice

To have an out of stomach experience, i.e. to vomit.

You don't look too well mate, hope you're not going to throw your voice.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

freckle puncher

One who is one the delivery end of anal sex; usually reserved for a male homosexual.

Hey, I just found out that Elton John is a freckle puncher!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006