North Korean Food

Slang for non-existant.

Grandma: Eat up
Me: But I'm full.
Grandma: No you're not. Keep eating.
Me: Fine. I'll eat North Korean Food

by A4775 January 07, 2021

Misnomer

A misleading name or phrase.

Examples of a Misnomer:
Greenland
Iceland
Strawberry
Blueberry
Government Efficiency

by A4775 December 13, 2020

No Nut November Pass

It doesn't exist. It's just an excuse to not participate in No Nut November.

Friend: Hey I have the No Nut November Pass so now I can nut all I want.
Me: And where the hell did you find that fake news from?

by A4775 November 04, 2020

Ma'am

I need your corporate number!!

It's MA'AM

by A4775 November 05, 2020

Pseudo-Intellectual

They're self-proclaimed intellectuals who try to make themselves look smart by replacing common words with words that not many people know. They would google things like "Others words to use instead of good" and use big words so they sound smart when arguing internet strangers and would forget the definition 5 minutes later. They usually have the same IQ as their shoe size.

Normal person: Headphones
Pseudo-Intellectual: Wired sound wave transduction device.

by A4775 November 25, 2020

go ER

To go to the emergency room.

Elliot: I'm going to go ER.
Becky: Yikes on bikes sweetie! I'm calling the police.
Elliot: Chill, I just need to go to the emergency room.

by A4775 October 16, 2022

Dark Humor

Humor that's supposed to be out of the ordinary because some people find normal jokes boring.

Example of Dark Humor
Me: My heroes are the people who killed Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Friend: Who are they?
Me: They're the kids who shot up Columbine High School.
Friend: Who the hell would shoot up their school? Only a monster would do that.
Me: That's why that the people who killed them are my heroes.
Friend: Ok makes sense.
10 Minutes later.
Friend: Wait a second.

by A4775 October 27, 2020