Definitions by A really big weirdo

1989 

The year that nothing happened

I mean it
THERE WAS NO TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE
THERE WAS NO COLLAPSE OF THE BERLIN WALL
THERE WAS NO ENDING OF THE COLD WAR
THERE WAS NO RELEASE OF THE GAME BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China: nothing happened in 1989

1989 by A really big weirdo August 3, 2022

911 

This is one of the various dialling numbers for an emergency for ambulances, police and fire department. Usually when they pick up, they ask you for these 3 emergency departments. Then you ask them what happened and they will come over and help.
There are many shows and series on how this all works. I mean, you could go find one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The following countries use 911 as their emergency dial number:

USA
Canada
Mexico
Argentina
Bolivia
Ecuador
Peru
Uruguay
Venezuela
Every country in the Caribbean (Except Cuba, Jamaica and Haiti)
Every country in Central America (Except Guatemala and Nicaragua)
Armenia
Liberia
Kenya
Iraq
Jordan
Saudi Arabia
Thailand
Fiji
Marshall Islands
FSM
Palau
Tonga
Tuvalu

Any other country has a different dial number, such as 112, 999 or 000, or 123, or 9999, the list goes on

BTW if you are looking for the time when the 2 towers caught on fire, wrong place.

My friend had an accident, so I called 911

911 by A really big weirdo August 3, 2022

Papua New Guinea 

A country in Oceania where you get beaten to death by some group of ooga booga

I got beat to death in Papua New Guinea

Papua New Guinea by A really big weirdo July 30, 2022

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 

When youre playing Roblox and accidently start chatting while walking

*guy in Roblox walking*
guy (accidently: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww by A really big weirdo July 29, 2022

1989 

The year that nothing happened

Nothing happened in 1989
[phone] social credit

1989 by A really big weirdo July 29, 2022

Roblox Story 

a dumb text to speech thing where a girl on Roblox goes finding friends, and stuff

it appears a lot on TikTok, sometimes on YouTube

Average Roblox Story:

Jenna: heeeeyyyyyyy besttttie
Carlos: i am getting 198765456789876545 robux and i dump you because you have nooooo robux, *changes avatar* byyyyye nooooooooob
Jenna: *joins ragdoll* im bored
Lilly: JOIN MY GROUP CHAAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
*Lilly adds Jenna to the group chat*
Xavier: ewwwwwwwww bacon kick her
Lilly: no
Carlos: OMMMGGG JENNA IS THAT YOU
Jenna: ya
Lilly: lets do a facccce reveaaaaaaal
Everyone: ok
Lilly: im lilly, im 15 and this is me *shows cute girl*
Carlos: im carlos im 16 and this is me *shows sexy boy*
Jenna: im jenna im 14 and this me *shows handsome girl*
Xavier: im xavier im 1 i mean 18 and this me *shows really cute boy*
Jenna: I SAAW THAT IMAGE FROOM GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: *"accidently" shows baby pic*
Lilly: I KICK UUUUUUUUUUU
*Lilly kicks Xavier from the group chat"
Everyone: thank the gooooods
Carlos: wanna play adopt me
Everyone: YAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAA
*The end*

Roblox Story by A really big weirdo July 25, 2022

New Zealand 

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands

Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool

New Zealand by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022