A old sexy pedo's definitions

Shit fountain

When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.

You: "I love the shit fountain!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

Alabamaniss

When u fuck your stepsister and your mom at the same time well they are asleep, but then your stepfather joins and they wake up and love it. Family bonding time is great!

Jimmy: "I fucked my stepsister and my mom with my stepdad yesterday"
Chad: "Yooo ur Alabamaniss! So cool dude!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

shrek

Sexy motherfucker.

Mmmmm shrek is so sexyyyyyyyy

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

UwU

UwU

UwU

by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020

Quinn

Quinn is a hot, sexy beast. Quinn used to have a dick but she cut it off and threw it into a cornfield.

Camrynn: "Yo Quinn, where's your dick?"
Quinn: "Oh. I cut it off."

by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020

Pierce

He's Pierce.

Pierce: "Shrek is yummy."

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

Gabe

Is sus.

Gabe: " Hey cutie ;)"

Wesley: "Dude. Wtf. That's sus."

by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020