A dying goat's definitions

Moon

(Verb) a stock, crypto or any other investment product massively increasing in price

Opendoor will moon today from $6 to $82!!! Trust me bro!!! Diamond hands LFG to the MOON 🚀💎📈🚀🚀💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀

by A dying goat September 16, 2025

Screws

Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.

Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.

by A dying goat May 31, 2024

Sleepyhead101

Person who makes stupidly hard parkour maps on Minecraft Bedrock Edition. Probably from Hong Kong

Come suffer with me in this crazy hard parkour map by Sleepyhead101

by A dying goat July 11, 2021

Chinese language

The stupid subject that prevents me from being able to attend university however good my other subjects' grades are

Oh god oh fuck I got a level 3 in DSE chinese language! Yay screw the paper of death!!!

by A dying goat July 11, 2021

Subdivided flat

Something you will pay at least 500 USD a month in Hong Kong.
It is a symbol of Hong Kong poverty and income equality, which is very serious here.

Pay your rent of 500 USD now to continue living in this subdivided flat of 55 square feet. If you don't you are going homeless. Come on just use your CSSA money

by A dying goat June 24, 2021

BNO

The British Nationals (Overseas) passport. One of the most important items for escaping the city-turned-prison otherwise known as Hong Kong. The others items are large amounts of cash, an air ticket to London, a job and accommodation in the UK.

Today my parents got a BNO to live in the UK and escape from Chinese authoritarianism. Now they are searching for jobs and accommodation online, the money for air tickets and 2 years of living is ready and we can leave anytime.

by A dying goat April 26, 2021

cumrade

A male who is taking part in No Nut November aka the annual epic crusade against porn and hentai anime. They are your war buddies so treasure them as you kill anime cat girls with guns while resisting the urge to bust a nut.

- Hey cumrade, you take the back as we clear this building of hentai characters!
- OK

by A dying goat November 13, 2020