A Friend's definitions

nutstache

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

by A Friend September 3, 2003

chalupka

little house

A Chalupka on the praire.

by a friend February 3, 2003

Snowballer

A person who sucks dick, gets cummed in his/her mouth. Then makes out with the person who cummed in their mouth while still having cum in their mouth.

Zack Wheeler

by A friend August 14, 2003

gazoip

1. exclamation, used specifically when confounded by a
mixed sense of excitement and befuddlement, sometimes
with an added fear of the unknown.

2. onomatopoeia, the sound made when an exceedingly small
mammal breaks wind.

1. dave: hey buddy, come get in the automobile. me and the
guys have a super special suprise waiting for you
involving a llama, some tinsel, and a small
amount of silly putty. not gonna tell you where
though.

chaz: gazoip!!

2. bob: did i just hear a gazoip?

phill: thats just my pet shrew farting.

by a friend September 1, 2008

fuglexy

A combination of the words "fugly" and "sexy". Used to discribe a person who is so fugly that they're sexy!

Steven Tyler is fuglexy!

by A Friend February 27, 2005

Weed

Your Friend to help cheer you up when you are down your best friend when you want to get high. All other drugs will ruin your life.

Your friend is the guy smokin your weed. Your best friend is the guy lending u his pipe and giving you free weed.
-Never smoke weed kids..., unless you are with a trained professional.

by A Friend September 14, 2004

C.H.U.B.

Casey Holds Unlimited Booze. Casey being any girl who can party as well as the wildest guy you know but looks amazingly beautiful and graceful while doing it.

I'm going to try to sex up that C.H.U.B. girl by the end of the night.

by a friend January 19, 2005