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OMKBH

Acronym for “Oh my Kaddosh Baruch Hu”. An alternative way to saying to OMG.

Used by teen-aged religious Jews
Sarah: You won’t believe what just happened, (insert something crazy here)

Eliyahu: OMKBH!! That’s crazy
by 809 April 29, 2019
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J

A short, cool way for Jews to say JCC
Leo: yo Jake, wanna hit up the J before shabbus?

Jake: yeah sure bro, I’ve been working on my Lay-ups all week. But I gotta be home before 6 cuz my cousins are coming over.
by 809 April 29, 2019
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Doup-chat

Short for “Duo group-chat”. A group chat where there are multiple members, but only two people actually talk on it and everyone just watches the convos and/or complains about all the notifications.
Deborah: *starts conversation

Nathan: *responds, continues conversation for another 210 messages
Rachel: OMG guys, over 210 notifications in 10 minutes!
Nathan: It’s not my fault that this has become a doup-chat!
by 809 June 8, 2019
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December 18th

National first kiss day!!

Are you starting to get in a relationship?
Already in one?
Looking for one?
WELL YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE CUZ DECEMBER 18th IS A SPECIAL DAY!! A day for first kisses 😘
by 809 December 16, 2019
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Groupchat Mitosis

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.
I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!
by 809 June 13, 2019
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Ukwim

Sarah: I just dk what to do, it’s so complicated, ukwim?
Evan: yeah I get it
by 809 September 26, 2019
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Manischewitz

the reason why kids always go crazy on holidays with their family.
Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha

Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8

Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel

Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)

20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.
by 809 September 26, 2019
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