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a random idiot - omg you have a MacBook I am so broke if only I had a macbook pls give it to me

macbook user - stfu loser I'm never giving you this 8000 dolla MacBook pro

the random idiot - give me it or I will force you into windows

MacBook user - I hate you go away you idiot face

sleazetard 

a disgusting, disreputable,and or despicable person. another way to say sleazebag and sleazeball
hello

what

check these out! (shows the most boring things ever)

get away from me you sleazetard, i dont wanna talk to you, look at you, sit with you, touch you, be near you, share air with you, live with you, be near you or know you
someone who goes on about android and wont shut up with the hate against apple fanboys. a fandroid is likely to call an apple fanboy an iSheep. they are extremely annoying to apple users. they wont shut up and quit with the iHate. fandroids also don't know what they're missing out on with iOS
apple fanboy - android user detected L

fandroid - shut up dude I'm way better than u isheep

apple fanboy - u sure

fandroid - of course, we have lots of customization

apple fanboy - DUDE SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID CUSTOMISATION, I DONT CARE.

fandroid - skill issue

apple fanboy - you have a skill issue, iphones have better cameras

fandroid - u sure? we have 100mp cameras

apple fanboy - shut up those are overpriced pieces of glass and plastic that don't function properly

fandroid - no, what have I done to myself

apple fanboy - yes I defeated the boss known as android. apple will take on

fandroid - you haven't heard the last of me

apple fanboy - android is full of toxic malware and viruses like windows

fandroid - *disappears into thin air*
it is said when someone does something really stupid. you call someone acoustic then they do something that's so stupid.
idiot - I love windows so much because its so hard to use. that's a good thing.
smart person with a brain - dude are you acoustic? wow your so dumb and macOS is better
idiot - what?
smart person- yea
a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu
android phones are paperweights
when you see ඞ, you know that amogus is being sus