50 cent crack dealer's definitions

Cock my Glock

Getting ready to fire a Glock handgun.

I'mo 'bout to stain da block after I cock my glock.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 16, 2004

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

wap

Short form of wapanese. A caucasian who tries to emulate Japanese culture.

That wap ran out of tissues from masturbating to anime all day.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 7, 2003

hyundizzay

Poorly made inexpensive South Korean automobile known for it's bad quality and safety record. One of the choice rides of wiggaz, stuntaz, and suckaz. See rice burner.

Dat wigga had hisself a hard time tryin' to find replacement door handles for his hyundizzay after they fell off in da rain..

by 50 cent crack dealer July 15, 2003

Kardashiantics

The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.

Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).

by 50 cent crack dealer May 16, 2008

R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

Kobe

To penetrate the defense and score via slam dunk to the back door.

I'm going to Kobe da next blonde white girl that shows up in my hotel room and make her kiss it.
Then I'm going to buy my wife a $4 milllion ring.

by 50 cent crack dealer November 18, 2003