My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!
I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
Law firm established to advocate for and protect the rights of women to have orgasms in any way that they please. Forthwith. It is hereby ordained that any grunts moans and grimaces shall become the sole intellectual property of said woman or women engaged in the commission of achieving a state of syberitic pleasure. Utterances of this sort may be sold uploaded to adult sites or retained in perpetuity as the involved parties shall see fit
I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"
by 4realazitgits April 02, 2021
Ok. This gets a little complicated and convoluted but we'll do our best. Here goes:. Person ' a ' who's a raging success asks person 'b' who's not doing so well how it's going. When b extols his/her pathos and bathos person 'a'replies:"what a shame about me"see the irony? The origins of this are from a steely dan song of the same title. From their 2001 comeback album. 2 against nature"
Mr big asole: "hey. Poses
How are your investments doing?"poses: not too well. I took a bath on genentech!"mr big asole:"huh. Well.what a shame about me!"
How are your investments doing?"poses: not too well. I took a bath on genentech!"mr big asole:"huh. Well.what a shame about me!"
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
When you find out that the person you're about to sleep with has a one or two degrees of separation from your significant other
I was about to sleep with Mike when I found out that his best friend workms in my husbands office. Talk about six degrees of trepidation!......and I oop! And got the hell out of there!
by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
1. Same thing as a bearded clam. 2
A regional shoreline park located in san leandro. Ca.just south of oakland.
A regional shoreline park located in san leandro. Ca.just south of oakland.
1. I swam in sheree s oyster bay last night.2 let's go to oyster bay this weekend and pack a picnic lunch and go hiking.
by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021
Another word play on a disney epcot attraction. The world showcase lagoon. In this case. World showcase lingus refers to an all nude women s busbee berkeley style revue where a member of the audience is chosen at random. He or she must then give each kooter a lick before the dance number is over if the contestants wins he/she receives kooter cash coupons redeemable at any "dicks knee world resort". Or any adult themed attraction such as "dicks knees 20
000 licks under the see".
000 licks under the see".
by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021