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San hole

Derogatory nickname for San Jose CA

I have to take the bus from 'sacto down to san hole. Long ride! Butt will be sore!

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Erotica falls

What happens when a woman's g spot is properly stimulated.

I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb and she finally did erotica falls for me!

by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021

Pikes place market

A large open air seafood and vegetable market in seattle made famous in the movie "sleepless in seattle". 2 a woman whose "lady bits"smell like seafood.

1 the tour of seattle included a visit to "pikes place market". 2 bill: would you do angela? Skeet: you kidding? She's pikes place market man!

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!

Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Clit n toe

To masturbate your clit using yours or someone else s toes.

I'm so horny right now. I'm gonna go home an. Do some clit n toe on myself!

by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021

Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'

T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

Eat-a-thon

1. An eating contest.sometimes timed
Where the object is to consume as much food as possible in a given amount of time. (Think adam. Richie's man. Vs food) 2
2. Same as above. Difference being what is being "eaten" (in this. A. Cunnilingus contest)

1.bill: how did you like the buffalo wings cook-off? Mike:. Loved it! It was an absolute eat-a-thon! 2. Did you see those women from the intra mural. Team? Yah. Would love to have an eat-athon with every single one of them!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021