BR

Short for BeReal, a new social media app

Person 1: do you have a BR account that I can add?
Person 2: I don't have one. I use TikTok Now and I'm waiting for IG's upcoming copycat feature

by 42matter September 18, 2022

lincoln bio

Link in bio

The story that someone's making for Instagram: Here's how you can fight for your rights, lincoln bio

by 42matter July 10, 2022

weakohol

An alcoholic beverage that is 5% alcoholic. It can also be 12% depending on what 12% is conpared to.

Do not offer a new alcohol drinker a shot of vodka. Instead, start him off with some weakohol like White Claw or Twisted Tea.

by 42matter October 04, 2021

Astrolled

Similar to RickRolling, but the song "Astronaut In The Ocean" is used, a portemanteu between "Astronaut" and "Rick-rolled"

Person 1: That Astronaut In The Ocean remix was horrible

Person 2: You just got Astrolled

by 42matter May 20, 2021

SMT

It's Empty!

guy 1: (Writes "SMT") What does the board say?
holygxd74: It's Empty!

by 42matter April 28, 2021

knockyjack

Nocturnal ejaculation

(Knock)turnal (yjack)ulation

How do I tell the Airbnb owner that I had a knockyjack?

by 42matter July 29, 2022

Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

by 42matter November 26, 2021