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masturbate

Act people commit when browsing Urban Dictionary
by 32121 July 22, 2016
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High quality

Not to be confused with good. Taylor Swift songs may be high quality but they're total garbage. ISIS head chopping and suicide bombing videos may be high quality but they're fucking disgusting. Hillary Clinton speeches may be high quality but 99.9% people would rather want her to shut the fuck up.
My monitor may be ultra high quality, but it doesn't mean crappy porn looks any better in it.
by 32121 August 7, 2016
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Dyslexia

Reason why people come up with valid usernames when all are taken.
Dyslexia helped me register on many websites
by 32121 November 26, 2019
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Christmas Carol

A guide into how to terrorize the top 1% into sharing their wealth.
The top 1% holds far more wealth than bottom 50% combined, we need to summon ghosts of the past, present and future as it is written in the Christmas Carol to scare the shit out of Goldman Sachs so they would give their money back to the community!
by 32121 December 18, 2017
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Soviet Isistan

Unrecognized state created by radical chechen jihadists which decided how nice it would be if it would be legal to keep slaves, commit rape on a daily basis, chop people you disagree heads off and toss homosexuals from rooftops. Rest of the world, including Chechnya itself didn't understood this idea and began bombing the hell outta them for some reason.
Again mass media channels showing this Soviet Isistan propaganda, ffs i took enormous effort to lift my hand a press button on my remote control to watch Game of Thrones porn and assasinations, not some caucasian weirdos porn and assasinations.
by 32121 July 23, 2016
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democracy

Something United States of America politicians claims the country is built on, while every single day they make every effort to undermine it.
The public doesn't war, politicians want war, means there will be war, because it's "democracy".

The public wants tax cuts, politicians want tax raises, means there will be tax raises, because it's "democracy".
The public wants weed, the politicians don't want weed, means if they'll find you possesing it, you'll be locked up for life, cause this is a "democracy"!
by 32121 July 21, 2016
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cooking banana

Also known as Plantain. One of the main staple foods of the world, cultivated in many places of Africa and some parts of South America. Contains large amounts of starch and sugar, their leaves are often used as dishes too, because you don't need to wash them after the meal.
Cooking banana can also be mixed with sugar, vinegar and spices to make a banana ketchup.
by 32121 April 21, 2018
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