2LunchTommy's definitions

Dump Squat Photo Pose

The ratchet act of trendy photograph pose of females squatting to the ground and looking like they are going to shit on the ground.

You see this girls Tinder profile? Yea, she in the dump squat photo pose. Looks like she going to drop a huge pile.

by 2LunchTommy April 23, 2021

Hot Toss

In the act of running late: It’s the last ditch effort of throwing a shirt or a pair of pants in the dryer for approximately 5 minutes in efforts to remove wrinkles prior to a date or public appearance.

Yo Carl, are you ready to head to the party?
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.

by 2LunchTommy December 6, 2018

Downda-Shore

How Philadelphians & Jerzians say we’re going to the beaches of the Jersey Shore.

Hey I scored Springsteen concert tickets this weekend at the Linc, you wanna go?
Na, I’mma be Downda-Shore rippin Sea Isle Senders & scopin jawns on da beach.

by 2LunchTommy July 28, 2022

Biwingual

A person who likes flats & drums equally in an order of chicken wings.

I had this girl Carla out on a date . She had asked: What do you like better? Drums or flats? I told her I’m Biwingual and love both equally but may make a compromise for her if she likes one over the other.

by 2LunchTommy February 14, 2022

pussy marathoner

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.

Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.

by 2LunchTommy September 6, 2020

Firehouse Dozen(donuts)

A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.

Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).

by 2LunchTommy December 7, 2018

Solid Jam

A way to describe a really attractive looking female or her sexual abilities.

Yo Carl, you see that girl over there? Damn!!!! Yea she solid jam bro!

Carl, you finally hook up with Maria? Yea man, it was good too! She got that solid jam!

by 2LunchTommy November 11, 2020