John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
by 2009ends September 27, 2009
A hairstyle that people spend almost an hour to make with gel and hairspray, to make it look like they did nothing with it when they woke up in the morning.
Jake: Wow, nice bed head. Didn't you bother to comb your hair today when you woke up?
Josh: I did!
Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?
Josh. Yeah...lol.
Jake: Wow...Edgy.
Josh: I did!
Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?
Josh. Yeah...lol.
Jake: Wow...Edgy.
by 2009ends August 24, 2009
A chemical reaction in the brain that is triggered by the view of another human's bodily supremacy and attitude.
Once love is activated, that human will follow the human which he/she loves and try to find the quickest and easiest way to begin the reproduction stage with them. This usually consists of Peacocking, flirting and showing off, to show their own superiority.
If both humans agree that each other are reproductive material, they will engage in a courtship. This triggers a new type of reaction, or 'love'; the two humans will stay together and protect each other until the baby is born, and even after that, to ensure the growth of the offspring.
Once love is activated, that human will follow the human which he/she loves and try to find the quickest and easiest way to begin the reproduction stage with them. This usually consists of Peacocking, flirting and showing off, to show their own superiority.
If both humans agree that each other are reproductive material, they will engage in a courtship. This triggers a new type of reaction, or 'love'; the two humans will stay together and protect each other until the baby is born, and even after that, to ensure the growth of the offspring.
Jane: Kyle, I have this feeling for you that I just can't explain, and it over powers me.
Kyle: It's a chemical reaction that was triggered when you examined my body and heard some of my perceptions on things, and you decided that I have strong genes that would be good for the future of our child if we had one.
Jane: YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLAIN LOVE.
Kyle: Yes I can, it's a natural reaction to ensure the prosperity of the human race, and you girls are the ones who try to make it seem like more than that.
Kyle: It's a chemical reaction that was triggered when you examined my body and heard some of my perceptions on things, and you decided that I have strong genes that would be good for the future of our child if we had one.
Jane: YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLAIN LOVE.
Kyle: Yes I can, it's a natural reaction to ensure the prosperity of the human race, and you girls are the ones who try to make it seem like more than that.
by 2009ends November 03, 2009
When you procrastinate on homework long enough so you look at the time, and see that it is 11:00. A very upsetting moment.
by 2009ends August 28, 2009
A breed of alien species that became the first, undeniable contact between humans and aliens. They were first discovered inside their UFO hovering over Johannesburg.
They sport an ant-like exoskeleton, with human like limbs. They are very skinny, but are usually a foot or more taller than a human of similar age.
They sport an ant-like exoskeleton, with human like limbs. They are very skinny, but are usually a foot or more taller than a human of similar age.
by 2009ends September 22, 2009
by 2009ends October 04, 2009
Definition: A 'district' of very poorly built, yet manageable homes for the alien species known as prawns. Soon after the prawns were accommodated into District 9, it was noticed that they soon turned it into something that their home would look like. (Laboratories, egg nests, food preparation, etc.) The Prawns then started trading weapons and food with humans, and became almost entirely independent, showing less respect towards the humans.
Movie: A movie that came out in 2009 showing the events following the arrival of the prawns in District 9. It shows the behavior of prawns, which is very, VERY similar to humans, especially with the aliens using slang and swear words. (Actually, these Anthropomorphic actions of the alien prawns are very satisfying to the furry mind, so if you are a furry, I recommend this movie.)
According to some articles on the internet, the movie District 9 apparently rose from the ashes of the Halo movie, seeing that the Halo movie was canceled. The producer and director decided to make a lower budget film after the Halo project died, so district 9 was born.
The funny thing is, in the middle of the District 9 movie, there is a scene with an alien and a human battling they're way through multiple enemies using foreign space weapons. Probably a little shout out to the Halo series, since the Halo bit didn't turn out as expected.
Movie: A movie that came out in 2009 showing the events following the arrival of the prawns in District 9. It shows the behavior of prawns, which is very, VERY similar to humans, especially with the aliens using slang and swear words. (Actually, these Anthropomorphic actions of the alien prawns are very satisfying to the furry mind, so if you are a furry, I recommend this movie.)
According to some articles on the internet, the movie District 9 apparently rose from the ashes of the Halo movie, seeing that the Halo movie was canceled. The producer and director decided to make a lower budget film after the Halo project died, so district 9 was born.
The funny thing is, in the middle of the District 9 movie, there is a scene with an alien and a human battling they're way through multiple enemies using foreign space weapons. Probably a little shout out to the Halo series, since the Halo bit didn't turn out as expected.
Prawn 1: FUCK District 9 man, the damn humans blew up my eggs yesterday!
Prawn 2: I know, this place is a dump. I have to search through the trash every day to find something to eat, cause we ran out of cows a month ago.
Prawn 2: I know, this place is a dump. I have to search through the trash every day to find something to eat, cause we ran out of cows a month ago.
by 2009ends August 24, 2009