1STFABARM's definitions

UFF

UFF:- ULTRAFUCKINFANTASTIKO - Something SO good you didn't think it could have been achieved, but it was, AND, it was N E A R L Y as good as Charlie in the quire!

If YOU can go down that cable over the lake, more than a killimetre long - without half a dozen NCO'S to slow you down - it'll be a miracle UFF!

by 1STFABARM May 19, 2019

AABF

AABF:- All A Bit French, that's why I don't want to get "married" to the EU, I just wanna leave them, sort of, running the joint - they can survive w i t h i n - ('cept in August when they're on holiday) - c'est la vie!).

Even though the EU is AABF you can always drive over to Italy without going through France - that's what I do.

by 1STFABARM May 27, 2019

FFFM

FFFM:- Fairy story For the Feeble Minded, it's only a religion for the diminishing group who think that life continues after their death, somewhere, silently invisible, H I G H above the clouds.

Listen, he's been through a load of trouble in that ally late last night, he's very young and not too bright, give him some FFFM - a n y fairy story, he's not too bright, it'll calm him down.

by 1STFABARM May 16, 2019

COMPMAXIMENTIS

COMPMAXIMENTIS:- Is the description of a mind that is not just highly efficient, it's excessively creative and highly effective - E V E N when you're asleep!

I've only chatted with that woman a couple of times, but, as far as I'm concerned, she's deeply COMPMAXIMENTIS, I think she'll come up with a great plan!

by 1STFABARM May 20, 2019

DEFACTOID

DEFACTOID:- A person, animal or device which is mainly used to commit activities to reduce or demolish the activities of the opposition.

Don't waste your time planning to finish him off, get DEFACTOID on it - defact him fast!

by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019

IFTFFF

IFTFFF:- Infidel Fred The Freeman From Fulham - he'll a l w a y s give some, or more, good advice.

I don't think you've got ANYTHING to worry about, anyway, you're

downtown tonight, pop in the pub in Fulham, you MIGHT bump into IFTFFF, he could give you some good advice.

by 1STFABARM May 18, 2019

DDDD

DDDD:- Double Dealing Deadly Dad, usually a fast thinking Dad who can create and activate a new, different, cheerfully cheaper deal which nearly always works faster better and longer than conventional operations.

I know that fast moving limo keeps grinding to a halt, we'll have to bring in a DDDD, I think there's a couple or more down that nightclub, let's go in tonight and lure one out!

by 1STFABARM May 4, 2019