1STFABARM's definitions

AGOBLIN

AGOBLIN;- Is a secret goblin who spends most of his time hidden from view and personally enjoying him/herself. Although he/she could do something quite simple, like maintaining a lift, so that EVERYONE on every floor can get out to buy food and get back up to cook it - AGOBLIN DOES THE JOB! No ONLY that, he spends some time explaining to Landlords how important it is for tenants to be able to get food to eat, preferably EVERY day/night!

I haven't seen the AGOBLIN round here for some time, perchance he'll get round here early next week - I'm getting R E A L L Y hungry!

by 1STFABARM May 21, 2019

FABURG

A FABURG is an urbanfan who L O V E S living in London, the URBANDICTIONARY - AND - breathing the dangerously filthy dirty air - (e v e n when he's resting!).

This COULD be a job for a FABURG, he/she'll know enough about the joint to fix head office - most of them were born in London.

by 1STFABARM April 28, 2019

AABF

AABF:- All A Bit French, that's why I don't want to get "married" to the EU, I just wanna leave them, sort of, running the joint - they can survive w i t h i n - ('cept in August when they're on holiday) - c'est la vie!).

Even though the EU is AABF you can always drive over to Italy without going through France - that's what I do.

by 1STFABARM May 27, 2019

DFMGAE

DFMGAE:- Don't Forget My Grandoffspring Are Extrabright too!

I spend lovely time listening to what they say, AND, the way they say it - their DFMGAE

by 1STFABARM May 28, 2019

IFTFFF

IFTFFF:- Infidel Fred The Freeman From Fulham - he'll a l w a y s give some, or more, good advice.

I don't think you've got ANYTHING to worry about, anyway, you're

downtown tonight, pop in the pub in Fulham, you MIGHT bump into IFTFFF, he could give you some good advice.

by 1STFABARM May 18, 2019

YBAYARN

YBAYARN:- Yeah, But, Are You A. R E A L Nerd, accurately describes someone who m a y have many of the symptoms of "NERDISHNESS", yet, can still play good chess on a hot summer afternoon, crushed amongst beautiful young women in tantalising two piece swimming gear - he MAY not be a complete NERD!

More people are thinking, although he's quite young, he still only shows the micro symptoms of a complete NERD, I'd say, he's a YBAYARN!

by 1STFABARM May 12, 2019

COMPMAXIMENTIS

COMPMAXIMENTIS:- Is the description of a mind that is not just highly efficient, it's excessively creative and highly effective - E V E N when you're asleep!

I've only chatted with that woman a couple of times, but, as far as I'm concerned, she's deeply COMPMAXIMENTIS, I think she'll come up with a great plan!

by 1STFABARM May 20, 2019