1STFABARM's definitions

HITLOID

HITLOID is the character of a person, or persons, who begin to develop a ruthless and illogical character which more people shockingly begin to acquire.

The trouble is, over the years, they've become more and more HITLOID - you just can't trust anyone of them.

by 1STFABARM March 29, 2019

'CITINGCITY

'CITINGCITY:- And the city is London - ('specially in the basement!). That must be why so many dictators YEARNED to invade us - we always resisted - in a jolly polite kind of way.

I know, I know, I know - it was my idea to move out of London - the 'CITINGCITY' - I'm bored like you - let's move back in!

by 1STFABARM May 26, 2019

FREEBRIT

FREEBRIT:- A FREEBRIT is a loyal UK person who has got pissed off in giving the EU even more of the more and more we've already given them. Anyway, the French can handle their own riots, even while the police are "GITANing" away on the corner together.

To FREEBRIT or not FREEBRIT - that's N E V E R a question - (we like our 9 billion £).

by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019

ULTRIMITY

ULTRIMITY:- T H A T ' S the successful speed a new word enters the English language to describe something which has been created, and, develops new descriptions of new urban words.

Hit him with ULTRIMITY in your message, that'll speed him up a bit.

by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019

EOMBDHIQ

EOMBDHIQ: Everyone Of My Beautious Daughters has an ultrahigh IQ!

Just take a GLANCE at these excessively beautious daughters, THEN, j u s t remember, they're A L L ultrasmart - EOMBDHIQ!

by 1STFABARM May 28, 2019

HOMATER

HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.

You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!

by 1STFABARM April 23, 2019

UFF

UFF:- ULTRAFUCKINFANTASTIKO - Something SO good you didn't think it could have been achieved, but it was, AND, it was N E A R L Y as good as Charlie in the quire!

If YOU can go down that cable over the lake, more than a killimetre long - without half a dozen NCO'S to slow you down - it'll be a miracle UFF!

by 1STFABARM May 19, 2019