1STFABARM's definitions

'CITINGCITY

'CITINGCITY:- And the city is London - ('specially in the basement!). That must be why so many dictators YEARNED to invade us - we always resisted - in a jolly polite kind of way.

I know, I know, I know - it was my idea to move out of London - the 'CITINGCITY' - I'm bored like you - let's move back in!

by 1STFABARM May 26, 2019

HITLOID

HITLOID is the character of a person, or persons, who begin to develop a ruthless and illogical character which more people shockingly begin to acquire.

The trouble is, over the years, they've become more and more HITLOID - you just can't trust anyone of them.

by 1STFABARM March 29, 2019

UFF

UFF:- ULTRAFUCKINFANTASTIKO - Something SO good you didn't think it could have been achieved, but it was, AND, it was N E A R L Y as good as Charlie in the quire!

If YOU can go down that cable over the lake, more than a killimetre long - without half a dozen NCO'S to slow you down - it'll be a miracle UFF!

by 1STFABARM May 19, 2019

DFMGAE

DFMGAE:- Don't Forget My Grandoffspring Are Extrabright too!

I spend lovely time listening to what they say, AND, the way they say it - their DFMGAE

by 1STFABARM May 28, 2019

AGOBLIN

AGOBLIN;- Is a secret goblin who spends most of his time hidden from view and personally enjoying him/herself. Although he/she could do something quite simple, like maintaining a lift, so that EVERYONE on every floor can get out to buy food and get back up to cook it - AGOBLIN DOES THE JOB! No ONLY that, he spends some time explaining to Landlords how important it is for tenants to be able to get food to eat, preferably EVERY day/night!

I haven't seen the AGOBLIN round here for some time, perchance he'll get round here early next week - I'm getting R E A L L Y hungry!

by 1STFABARM May 21, 2019

AABF

AABF:- All A Bit French, that's why I don't want to get "married" to the EU, I just wanna leave them, sort of, running the joint - they can survive w i t h i n - ('cept in August when they're on holiday) - c'est la vie!).

Even though the EU is AABF you can always drive over to Italy without going through France - that's what I do.

by 1STFABARM May 27, 2019

FABURG

A FABURG is an urbanfan who L O V E S living in London, the URBANDICTIONARY - AND - breathing the dangerously filthy dirty air - (e v e n when he's resting!).

This COULD be a job for a FABURG, he/she'll know enough about the joint to fix head office - most of them were born in London.

by 1STFABARM April 28, 2019