Definitions by 07079
Prole Drift
Short for "proletarian drift"
Its the tendency for fancy, expensive or upmarket styles and products to become popular with the working class or urban poor.
Its the tendency for fancy, expensive or upmarket styles and products to become popular with the working class or urban poor.
Bob: Yo Scribbles... You seen Peanut's new ride? I heard he replaced the vinyl on his civics seats with Burberry fabric.
Scribbles: Burberry?!! Shiiiit, Sounds like Peanut's sufferin' from Prole drift...
Scribbles: Burberry?!! Shiiiit, Sounds like Peanut's sufferin' from Prole drift...
Prole Drift by 07079 October 5, 2010
Irish Riviera
Spring Lake NJ.
A beach community in NJ with the highest percentage of Irish Americans in the United States per municipality.
A beach community in NJ with the highest percentage of Irish Americans in the United States per municipality.
Irish Riviera by 07079 June 11, 2010
Jersey Shore
NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.
Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.
So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.
Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.
So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May
Jersey Shore by 07079 June 11, 2010
Teen Music
Unsophisticated, pop music meant for unsophisticated teen ears who haven't developed taste yet. Tends to sound all the same with over the top vocal affectations and sung about banal subject matter.
Teen Music by 07079 April 29, 2009
Stratton Mountain
Decent, medium-sized ski resort in southern Vermont. Trails are not terribly difficult, but has some nice cruising terrain. Vertical drop is mediocre for Vermont but biggest in southern green mountains.
Fake developer village at bottom of mountain easily impresses Mcmansion dwellers but otherwise has no real town or population center nearby. Probably ranks second in contrived, commercial atmosphere after Killington. Nice scenic drive to/from resort.
Fake developer village at bottom of mountain easily impresses Mcmansion dwellers but otherwise has no real town or population center nearby. Probably ranks second in contrived, commercial atmosphere after Killington. Nice scenic drive to/from resort.
McMansion Dweller: Hey guys I just stayed at this quaint New England Village at the bottom of Stratton Mountain.
Guys: That Village was manufactured in a factory in Perth Amboy, NJ 2 years ago. You need to go to Stowe my friend.
Guys: That Village was manufactured in a factory in Perth Amboy, NJ 2 years ago. You need to go to Stowe my friend.
Stratton Mountain by 07079 March 23, 2009
gutter dog
Hot dog of dubious quality purchased from a cart vendor in seedy part of city. Composed of unknown meat and soaking in briney dawgwater for undisclosed amount of time.
<burp> That was one fine gutter dog my friend.
friend: great.... now lets get out of this neighborhood
friend: great.... now lets get out of this neighborhood
gutter dog by 07079 February 2, 2009