Ass Gerbil

Any "common" homosexual practise that only exists in the minds of straight people for their own amusement.

Such as storing used condoms in the fridge to drink later, 'being the wife', biting the pillow, using vaseline, drinkin cum out of an arse with a golden straw, or, indeed, the apocryphyl inserting a live gerbil up the anus using an empty toilet tube.
Straight man to gay man: 'So what the fuck is this felching thing anyway?'
Gay man: 'I dunno mate, you tell me, as far as Im aware its just another ass-gerbil.'
by ..WiL May 15, 2005
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Chavscussion

The Jerry Springer style street 'discussions' chavs and bag heads have with one another, normally at about 2am just underneath your fucking window, lasting for about 3 hours and involving massive amounts of personal detail nobody should ever need to know about a neighbour, and bottles.
Aw fuck, the stupid drug fucked oxygen thieves are having a 2am chavscussion about who's kid's who's again, your turn to call in the pigs, man.
by ..WiL April 25, 2007
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Disco dirt

The sweat, funk, smoke, spilled beer, mystery stickiness, lipstick and just general crap one gets on oneself coated in after a night out clubbing and/or out with the lads.
Just off to take a sheep dip, I need to wash off all this disco dirt before I change into my house clothes.
by ..WiL January 29, 2007
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Crossed Threads

Once just generally meaning confused thoughts but now used to mean when two or more people are talking in an internet chatroom and get two different subjects confused together.
WiL> Have you got it yet?
Tony> I got summat well kewl other day!
WiL> Oh?
Tony> Ill look, BRB...
WiL> Sent it ages ago!
Tony> Its well kewl, a mate sent it 2 me! :D
WiL> He did!? Hang on, weve got Crossed Threads, mate, R U on about the mail I sent U or this other thing?
by ..WiL May 18, 2005
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Space Tea

Tea with added grass. Gets you spaced, hence space tea.
Take a cafetiere about 2 mugfulls big and put 3 teabags of your choice into it (I prefer citrus fruit flavour though peppermint works well too) and about 1 small bud of green, chopped or pulled apart. Add the boiling water and wait about 5-10 minutes. Press down the plunger a few times to mix it all up & serve, preferably in small glasses such as moroccan tea glasses. Add sugar to taste, drink. Get spaced. Watch an old 70's sci fi DVD at double speed with the sound off and play some chilling muzak. Chat. Giggle.
by ..WiL July 27, 2005
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The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 22, 2005
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Homophobia

NOT fear of the same (yeh yeh, I know, but lets not argue literal translations of the word).

NOR is it disaproving with flagrant homosexuality or gay pride or toilet sex or whatever (though non of the above would have cause to exist were it NOT for homophobia!).

Homophobia is a rabid fear in men of male homosexuality, and/or the possibility of being treated like one through association, to the point of unprovoked sometimes violent outbursts, vocally or physically, against gay men.

It's existence can be directly connected to the attitude of the immediate environment and local laws.

1. In straight men, it normally has very little to do with fear of any actual gay sex act or gay men, rather it's the fear that, for whatever reason (his job, his peers, police attitude, the religious extremists in his area...) any association with or acceptance of anything 'gay' could mean people might think HE is gay, and he therefore would lose the respect of his peers and maybe even ruin his life (or in extreme cases, END his life!) via the open prejudice he see's enacted against gay men around him.
So he 'acts out' to assure people that he is definitely NOT gay nor would he condone it!

2. With gay (or bi) men its when a 'straight acting' gay is trying to keep the respect of his straight peers and, again, doesn't want to get the prejudice and disrespect he see's enacted towards more obvious or 'out' gay men around him.

He's often deeply in the closet, at least with his straight friends, and very vocal about his dislike of queers and how very straight he is, even when unprompted! He may even have a girlfrend or wife or even go gay bashing, and it's these sorts of guys that keep alive illicit homosex in toilets and sauna's and such, as they need to keep hidden.

You don't get so much of it in more liberal inclusive societies where it isn't considered socially unpalatable or dangerous to be gay, or with guys who are totally assured in their heterosexuality, as the fear of being perceived as gay is no longer present.

On a personal note, how come all gay prejudice, anti gay laws and religious dogma is only ever directed at gay MEN when all arguments for it's justification should apply to either sex!? That in itself shows homophobia! Maybe if The Pope just lost the frocks...
1. 'Backs against the walls lads, don't bend over, don't let him look at your cock when you piss, no you CANNOT buy me a drink you fucking queer, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!'

2. 'Backs against the walls lads, don't bend over, don't let him look at your cock when you piss, no you CANNOT buy me a drink you fucking queer, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!'' <later has sex in a public toilet with a random married guy then eases his guilt by gay bashing the out ones outside the local gay club>
by ..WiL May 27, 2005
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