Definitions by -hef-
shit chill
When you have to crap, but can't get to a bathroom and you stand perfectly still, clenching. Then your body shakes briefly like you were standing in 20 below weather.
I had to dump at the concert but I didn't want to miss "Hammer Smashed Face", so I held it in and got a shit chill.
shit chill by -hef- September 18, 2009
gap fuck
When a man and woman are naked, they are both standing up, the woman has her thighs together, and the guy fucks the gap at the top of her thighs just below her snizz. It works facing each other, or the guy behind.
ball jar
My wife keeps a lock on the ball jar to keep me in line.
My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.
My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.
anniversary
for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.
for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.
for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.
anniversary by -hef- September 16, 2009
bottle shopper
My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.
bottle shopper by -HEF- September 3, 2009