tk's definitions

rendog

Rendog is the top-shelf d-o double gizzle production maestro and smoko-punishing Cherrybrook nigga.

"Where's my muthafucking proofs? Rendog, git yo skinny ass outta the fire escape and onto level six"

by tk August 11, 2004

jarlog

An undefineable word.

May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?

Hmm, i'll jarlog that!

Let's open up a can of jarlog?

by TK June 16, 2004

xp

Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly!

by TK June 6, 2004

manboobs

Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.

Damn Terry, you got manboobs.

by TK May 19, 2004

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

by TK May 19, 2004

Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

by TK April 12, 2004

dankers

Dankers is when, you smell your peng an it hits yo face like cs gas

yo boy snow white an her 7 lil chemists been playin with that danker s*it

by tk March 25, 2004