blizzerp

Blizerp, otherwise known as a blunt, is a cigar that is gutted and then re-stuffed with marijana/weed/pot.
Yo flizzle, spark the blizzerp, fo shizzerp.
by TK February 05, 2004
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Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.
Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"
by TK April 13, 2004
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foopalooting

This is known as Munging in some circles
By eating the excretion from the dead womans vagina, Dennis verified all of his friends beliefs that he was a real Munger.
by TK March 29, 2005
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blanke

A homeless man with a patchy beard and shaggy hair. They usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze.
I just saw blanke getting nailed by some ugly bitch underneath the bridge for a bottle of vodka.
by tk February 14, 2008
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belch

what happens when you eat ice cream and drink a beer. tastes good, smells better. usually a loud sound created by pressurized gas escaping through the asophagus creating a melodic sound.
that belch killed the dog!
by tk October 28, 2003
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fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"
by TK February 18, 2005
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Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world
by TK May 27, 2015
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