tim's definitions

CO

A term used to refer to a corrections officer.

Shithead CO's often turn a blind eye to jailhouse violence.

by Tim April 10, 2005

Stoked

Still reeling from the buzz esp. in surfing or another extreme sport after an awesome session.

"Man, those sets were perfect - I'm well stoked"

by Tim December 2, 2003

pop the trunk

Offering one's ass for an evening of sexual delight.

Exposing a female's rear quarters for access to her pleasure areas

I told Sally, "enough with the small talk, pop the trunk and let's get this party started."

by Tim May 13, 2005

Woot

Noise made when a man is killed in combat during a first person shooter video game.

Woot Woot i killed you.

by Tim June 1, 2004

glorthok

revised definition:

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded.
2. Any person such as Hitler or Ghandi capable of influencing the masses to do their will, whether for better or for worse.
3. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof.
4. A stupid people (sic).

The Nuremberg rallies

by Tim April 14, 2004

cannonized

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.

Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.

by Tim April 26, 2004

lardel

big bad cock

I jacked off my lardel last night.

by Tim March 28, 2003