ryan's definitions

Goth

A weird, frightening person with a hideous, satanic appearance. Love to wear black clothing (usually with chains) and makeup. Hair often tends to be NOT one of the four natural colors. They act like they're devil-worshippers and are really looking like that just to scare people away.

Shit, I can scare people away just by clenching my fists and having a pissed off expression on my face; I don't need to go looking like that. (see also carnies, circus freaks, anti-christ, satanic

by Ryan March 15, 2007

Coto

A male who takes part in the action of vacuuming with the utilization of his mouth upon his father's penis.

James loves the fact that he's a coto for various reasons, including the taste.

by Ryan November 7, 2003

yeahbutno

Used in the teenager sketch in little britain.

Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework
Girl: I have
T: No you havnt
G: Yeahbutnobutyeahbutno
G:what it is right is *speaks really fast*
G: Yeahbutno

by Ryan August 17, 2004

lanford

Another name for a person who is unbelievably lonely.

"Matt is such a lanford, he really needs a girlfriend," said Steve.

by Ryan December 6, 2004

muffintop

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.

Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.

Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.

by ryan March 24, 2004

hidey

hidey is funny and cools.. and is owned by kafwin :(

looks! it's hidey!! *says hi*

by ryan December 22, 2004

krunk

"KRUNK PUNCH" A (secret)special Blend of mixed alcohol, Along with certian natural citrus additives. Most notably for getting one drunk very quick without realizing it untill it hits you.

oh jeez, i drank too much krunk pun---Blahhhh..........huuh blahhhh... blah. - spit. blah

by ryan March 6, 2003