ryan's definitions

re-re

Smart people who act dumb, retarded, mental, or just plain idiotic.

example 1:People who have too much free time and spend it typing in dictionary definitions
example 2: I am a re-re for putting in this definition.
example 3: Webster is a re-re, and anyone who has actually read an entire dictionary. Are you really going to use all of those words in your lifetime? I don't think so!!!!
example 4: You for reading this, meaning you dont have a life!

by Ryan June 11, 2004

guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.

by Ryan November 23, 2003

Snickel

Its the mist, spray, or splatter that splashes from the toilet water when you are peeing. The greater the force of your pee the more snickel you get.

My girlfriend pees so hard it snickels all over here butt.

by Ryan April 30, 2004

Saito Hajime

The captain of the 3rd squad of the Shinsengumi during the Bakamatsu in Japan in the 1800s. He later went on to be a police man by the name of Goro Fujita. He has also been incarnated in Rurouni Kenshin and has skills only second to Kenshin and uses his signature technique, the Gatotsu a powerful attack that is nearly unstoppable and was only evaded by Kenshin. He is probably the 3rd strongest and most skilled swordsman in the Rurouni Kenshin series(Kenshin being first and Hiko being second). He is also the only real main character in the series. He has thin eyes and wheres a police man suit.

Saito Hajime was the captain of the third squad of the Shinsengumi.

by Ryan February 23, 2005

twacky

a twacky is the shudder that goes up your spine when you are taking a very relieving piss.

"i was takin' a piss and i had a huge twacky and accidently peed on the floor."

by ryan April 1, 2004

Wheels On the Bus

A kick ass hardcore/emo band hailing from Brampton Ontario, i suggest you check them out.

Wheels On The Bus sure played a good show last night

by Ryan November 25, 2004

internet explorer

The crappiest browser on earth. Comes complete with security holes, shitty standards support, and no features. A favorite of ignorant internet users everywhere.

Get Mozilla.

Internet Explorer is a steaming mound of poo.

by Ryan January 29, 2004