ryan's definitions

botany

A place a person would prefer not to live in, an area in which mentally, physically or emotionally diturbed people - if you can call them that - reside

I hate Botany, never go to Botany

by ryan July 2, 2004

durp

another word for dumb ass

ryan, your such a durp.

by ryan November 26, 2003

finesseful

a term used to describe one who performs a task with such finesse, that they achieve sublime perfection in that particular task

in taking that catch, Ryan provided a finesseful display of skill

by ryan October 16, 2004

Dennis Franz

Plays Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue. He is the most kickass cop on TV. Though this is New York, Dennis Franz came from the mean streets of Chicago. You'll see him beat somebody's ass on every episode, and occasionaly say something funny that you wouldn't expect to hear. However, he's gentle when it comes to women.

After Andy kicked that one drug-dealers ass, he took him down to the station. He questioned another guy and finally said "Don't mess with me or I'll piss on your shoe."

by Ryan August 12, 2004

nez

(noun)1.a small to medium sized crap or poo 2.a word used to express how much of a loser you are

1.i have to take a nez
2.i feel like such a nez right now

by ryan November 28, 2003

chalnez

1.a large sized poo or crap
2.a funny brazilian kid at my school

1.i think this one is gonna be a chalnez not just a regular nez
2.i think chalnez needs a hair-cut

by ryan November 28, 2003

fart blocker

one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts

damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker

by ryan February 28, 2005