poser punk

Someone who says to be your self, yet thinks people are worse human beings for enjoying Blink 182.

See Insecure or Little Bitch
No one knows my favorite band! You like Blink 182? OMGWTFBBQ LOZL GO TO HELLz!1oneone
by Pat June 29, 2004
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Oof

Response to a comment that throws you off guard and you are unable to respond to immediately because of shock of imagery.
Pretty Girl: “Imma ‘bout to jump in the shower! Wish you were joining me”
Me:”Oof! Hell ya that’d be cool!”
by Pat September 17, 2020
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vir

referring to a virgin that has went to 3rd base
the farthest she went was giving head, so she lost the gin, shes a VIR
by Pat December 14, 2004
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Pepsi

The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...
Customer: can i have a can of coke please?

Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi

Customer: that'll do!
by pat August 26, 2003
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styles

1 different ways in which something can be done, said, or thought.
2 an infatuation among young people who wish to create "their own style". considered utterly useless by NORMAL-AGED people, who insist all should share one uniform style. essentially, the cause of every war.
Man: i got slick shoes brotha and some kicks and shit man, and yo, its tight brotha
Man #2: that man has STYLE!
by pat July 14, 2003
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westonandjordan

dumbasses that don't like urbandictionary. weston has nuts and jizz sandwiches everyday.
weston: kiss me pat
pat: eww you emo get away
Jordan: i am emo too
by pat February 24, 2005
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wanko

like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one masturbates
Yes! that was the bell for break, time for my wanko.
by Pat November 12, 2004
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