Definitions by luke

sloth

One who loves small boys, especially those at the age of 12.

"Man that sloth sure spends a lot of time volunteering at the daycare."

sloth by Luke January 4, 2005

Technogeek 

a well known stunter with a large penis and very good at being a pimp

will you look at the size of that technogeek

Technogeek by luke December 31, 2004

spoif 

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

spoif by luke December 30, 2004

no fucking way 

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

no fucking way by Luke December 26, 2004

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

holy freakin muffins by Luke December 26, 2004

whoa transvestite 

Originally found in tv show 'The Family Guy,' now used by students everywhere to ensue outrage in teachers and principals the world over.

Hello class, My name's Mr. Bates, and I'll be taking youyr class today.

"Whoa, Transvestite!"

whoa transvestite by Luke December 26, 2004

Mau Down

To go down on a girl

Dude, did you mau down???

Mau Down by Luke December 23, 2004